How can I trick the Type 2 Diabetes Test?
Posted in Definition on 27. Apr, 2010
Is there a way to make your doctor think you have diabetes? Like maybe if I down a whole bottle of syrup before I go?
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Well, yes. But why in the world would you ever want to do that?
He would treat you as a diabetic, although that’s not a bad life for non diabetics, but you would be prevented from getting certain jobs because of it.
Not to mention you can have problems getting insurance(s).
If you must, eat double pepperoni & sausage pizza with extra thick crust for every meal for about a week. And drink as little liquids as you can tolerate.
Then right before you go into the office, drink 2 cans of coca cola.
If that doesn’t do it, most likely nothing will, and still NOT have diabetes later.
YOU DON’T WANT DIABETES! It can take about 15 years off of your lifespan.
Diabetes can cause erectile dysfunction very easily, and blindness. And very painful neuropathy.
Many diabetics can have some semblance of a ‘normal’ life.
But for the rest of us, it’s an expensive pain in the butt to manage and treat.
Did you know that in the past 2 1/2 months, I test my blood sugars about 8 times a day on average? That’s a LOT of finger pricks. That’s over 500 times.
Do you want to go through that?